Day 4- A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Day 3- went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
Day 2- My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never thought they worked.
Day 1- 'A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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